January 2011
So I didn’t do any of my maths homework and I didn’t bring my textbook to lesson today, so I was expecting to get murdered. Instead I just got told to bring it in Wednesday.
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So there I was just chillin' in bed on Tumblr,
When all of a sudden a fuckin’ man appears at my upstairs bedroom window. I think I just had a heart attack! I swear to God if my mother doesn’t warn me about the window cleaner one more time..
IN THREE DAYS I WILL BE ON A PLANE TO NEW YORK.
ASDFGHJKLASJNBGFVFBDSONC. Excited!
“If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no...”
– A n o n y m o u s (via girlinthegreenscarf)
Why are humans so selfish?
So there I was at work yesterday when three 7 year...
Me: What's wrong girls?
Girl 1: I need to go down the slide and calm down. *storms off down the slide*
Me: Woah, what's up with her?
Girl 2: She has issues.
Girl 3: BOY issues.
Me: *thinking whaddafuq, you chicks are 7?* Oh..
*girls go down slide then all three come back up*
Me: (to girl 1) So, what's the problem, are they being horrible to you or something?
Girl 1: Oh no, don't be silly! There's three boys who love me, well four including the one who has a secret crush on me-
Girl 2: *interrupts*Oh a boy has a crush on me too!
Girl 1: -and I don't know which one to choose as my boyfriend. It's so hard I think I need to calm down and go down the slide again. *goes down slide*
Other girls follow her.
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? THESE CHICKS ARE SEVEN, WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO GROW UP SO FAST? They need to go play with barbies or something.
In four days, I will be on a plane to New York.
Oh, the excitement of it.
“There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you.”
– Anon.
ONE WEEK.
ONE WEEK. SEVEN DAYS. A QUARTER OF A MONTH. 1/52TH OF A YEAR. 168 HOURS. 10,080 MINUTES. 604,800 SECONDS.
Whatever you call it, fact is, I’M GOING TO NEW YORK SOON.
yh bbz, be jealous.
Cheeky little bit of Pendulum.
chloemafia asked: l0l hi ho
goldentulips asked: I honestly love your blog so much!
PENDULUM.
Yep, I’m having a little dance. In my room. On my own. To Pendulum.
Deal with it.
